Tips for Tuesday...

You’ve probably seen some of these classic dumb, stupid and funny warning labels and product instructions before. Some are painfully obvious, some don’t quite master the English language, and others are unintended double meanings…

Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels

Sears Hair Dryer
- Do not use while sleeping

Bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside

Dial soap - Use like regular soap

Swann Frozen Dinner - Serving Suggestion: Defrost

Shower cap box - Fits one head

Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu Dessert Box - Do not turn upside down

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating

Rowenta Iron - Do not iron clothes on body

Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine - Do not drive car or operate machinery

Nytol - Warning: May cause drowsiness

Korean Kitchen Knife - Warning: Keep out of children

Chinese Christmas Lights - For indoor or outdoor use only

Japanese Food Processor - Not to be used for the other use

Sainsbury’s Peanuts - Warning: Contains nuts

American Airlines Peanut Packet - Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts

Swedish Chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

Earplugs - These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Nabisco Easy Cheese - For best results, remove cap

Hershey's Almond Bar Warning - May contain traces of nuts

Bottle of Shampoo for Dogs - Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish

Hand-held Massaging Device - Do not use while sleeping or unconscious

A Frisbee - Warning: May contain small parts

Heated Seat Cushion - Warning: Do not use on eyes

Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up Snack - Remove plastic before eating

VCR Box - Instructional video on hooking up VCR included

Toilet Brush - Do not use for personal hygiene


  1. LOL!! I love the Christmas lights one..oh and
    the knife hahaha =)

  2. so funnnyyyy! It really made me laugh!!!

  3. Bought myself some LED Christmas lights today. The box said in two places: "Do not overload. Connect end to end a maximum of 43 strings." That's 43 strings 23 feet long!! If that's not overload what is? -CK


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