You’ve probably seen some of these classic dumb, stupid and funny warning labels and product instructions before. Some are painfully obvious, some don’t quite master the English language, and others are unintended double meanings…
Funny, Dumb and Stupid Warning Labels
Sears Hair Dryer - Do not use while sleeping
Bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside
Dial soap - Use like regular soap
Swann Frozen Dinner - Serving Suggestion: Defrost
Shower cap box - Fits one head
Bottom of Tesco’s Tiramisu Dessert Box - Do not turn upside down
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - Product will be hot after heating
Rowenta Iron - Do not iron clothes on body
Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine - Do not drive car or operate machinery
Nytol - Warning: May cause drowsiness
Korean Kitchen Knife - Warning: Keep out of children
Chinese Christmas Lights - For indoor or outdoor use only
Japanese Food Processor - Not to be used for the other use
Sainsbury’s Peanuts - Warning: Contains nuts
American Airlines Peanut Packet - Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts
Swedish Chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Earplugs - These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Nabisco Easy Cheese - For best results, remove cap
Hershey's Almond Bar Warning - May contain traces of nuts
Bottle of Shampoo for Dogs - Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish
Hand-held Massaging Device - Do not use while sleeping or unconscious
A Frisbee - Warning: May contain small parts
Heated Seat Cushion - Warning: Do not use on eyes
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up Snack - Remove plastic before eating
VCR Box - Instructional video on hooking up VCR included
Toilet Brush - Do not use for personal hygiene
LOL!! I love the Christmas lights one..oh and
ReplyDeletethe knife hahaha =)
so funnnyyyy! It really made me laugh!!!
ReplyDeleteBought myself some LED Christmas lights today. The box said in two places: "Do not overload. Connect end to end a maximum of 43 strings." That's 43 strings 23 feet long!! If that's not overload what is? -CK
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